when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
love you too mom
*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*
First Track on Incongruent: “I Fucking Love Science.” I think this will also be the first music video…if all goes according to plan.
Obviously, this is the explicit version. If you like it please share! And high five to Rob Scallon for that SICK DRUM SOLO!
God I’m excited about this.
Hank, this is freaking fantastic. My ears want to grow mouths so they can shout about how good of a song this is.
Wow, Anne! That is a truly terrifying visual! Thank you!
So I’ve decided…if this hits 10,000 notes I’ll release another song from the album.
The average male nerdfighter~
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND?!
do penguins even have knees? what the fuck